It's summertime in South Park and fireworks are banned in Colorado. The boys can't believe their annual tradition has been ruined."Summer Sucks" S02Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS02EXT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - DAYAs the children race out of the building, the snow on theground melts away - it's the last day of school and the firstday of summer in South Park.CUT TO:EXT. SOUTH PARK STREET - DAYA huge mound of snow melts and out emerges KEVIN, the samelittle boy we saw earlier on the poster. Kevin's MOTHER andFATHER run up to him.KEVIN'S MOTHEROh golly Kevin, honey.KEVIN'S FATHERGood to see you again, son.All three hug.A MAN steps out of his house and breathes in the warm summerair and then...THE MANLooks like winter's right around thecorner. Better get some fire wood ready!The man pulls out a chainsaw and cuts down a tree.EXT. FOREST - DAYAll the trees in the forest start dropping.EXT. SOUTH PARK - DAYThe boys continue on, as school children run and play andsqueal with delight. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny walk pastPip.PIPOh, happy Summer, gentlemen!STANShut up, Pip.PIPRight-o. Uh, enjoy some of the summer forme, would you?KYLEWhat do you mean?PIPWell, I have to spend my summer in summerschool, because I can't be left alone.You see, my parents are dead.The boys just stand there, blinking, with nothing to say.Finally, Cartman speaks up.CARTMANYour parents are dead? God damn you suck,Pip!The boys walk off laughing.EXT. SOUTH PARK STREET - DAYThe boys walk down the street, passing a sign for 'Stu'sfireworks'.STANOh yeah, dude! It's summer, that means wegotta buy fireworks!KYLEI saved up enough money to buy m-80'sthis year.STANI saw in this movie once where this guystuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.KYLECool! Maybe we can do that to Cartman'scat.CARTMANAY! IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH KITTY'S ASSI'LL PUT FIRECRACKERS IN YOUR NUTSACK ANDBLOW YOUR BALLS ALL OVER YOUR PANTS!!STANJesus, Cartman...CARTMANWell, I'm just sayin' na, don't mess withkitty, na.INT. STU'S GIFTS/SOUVENIRS/FIREWORKS - DAYStan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny enter the store.STU, a big fat guy who breathes heavy and wears a shirt thatdoesn't fully cover his belly, stands behind the counter.STUHi, fellas.THE BOYSHi, Stu.STUWhat can I do you for?KYLEWe wanna buy m-80's.STANThe kind that fit in Cartman's cat's ass.Stan, Kyle and Kenny laugh.CARTMANOkay! That does it! Screw you guys! I'mgoing home!Cartman walks away.KYLEWhat a baby.STANSo, we'll have ten m-80's please.STUI'm sorry, fellas. Haven't you heard?STANHeard what?STUAll fireworks have been banned inColorado.KYLEWhat'dya mean?STUIt was in the paper this morning.Stu shows them the paper. On the front page is a picture of aLITTLE BOY who has no hands. Under the picture, the captionreads, "NORTH PARK BOY LOSES HANDS IN FIRECRACKER ACCIDENT."KYLEDude, just cuz some stupid North Park kidblew his hands off, we don't get to buy m80's?!STURight.STANHow can they do this to us? Doesn'tanyone believe in tradition anymore?KYLEYeah, we've been playing withfirecrackers our whole lives.DISSOLVE TO:EXT. SOUTH PARK STREET - DAYCirca 1991. The boys are playing with firecrackers. They lookexactly the same, except they are tiny one-year olds.Suddenly, a firecracker explodes and kills little baby Kenny.BABY STANGoo, goo goo! killed Kenny !!BABY KYLE(shaking his fists)Ooo bastards!DISSOLVE BACK TO:INT. STU'S GIFTS/SOUVENIRS/FIREWORKS - DAYBack to the present.STANA summer without firecrackers is like...Idon't know what it's like, but it sucksass.KYLEYea, now what are we suppose to do?Stu pulls out a bunch of lame Fourth of July paraphernalia.STUI can still sell snakes!Stu lights the little black disc, and the short, stupiduneventful ash snake comes out.BOYSAww!!